Confession of the day:
I'm no scientist, but this morning I discovered that it's possible to bond a spider to a gym towel at a molecular level.
I'm sorry, spider. You scared the bejeezus out of me and I freaking panicked.
*Douglas Adams was right, though. A wise traveler always has their trusty towel handy.
RE: Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - towel
"A towel... is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have." — Douglas Adams