Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

The perfect climbing tree

The perfect climbing tree.

The perfect climbing tree.

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Michele: “Did you climb it? That is definitely a climbing tree. Sigh.”

Me: “I could've climbed it, but the last time I participated in activities that involved leaving the safety of the ground while wearing flip-flops, I ended up in urgent care.

“So, of course, I decided to simply stand on my car instead. ;)”


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