How come when I do something ridiculous, I almost always have an audience...
But when I do something awesome, there are never any witnesses to my awesomeness... Even in a crowded gym.
Kick flipping that yoga ball onto the rack just now was awesome.
Audience = 0.
Literally.
I believe there has to be some kind of universal law dictating that the size of your viewing audience is inversely proportional to the degree to which your action was awesome.