I'm not sure how it works yet, but apparently this magnetic device is going to help me get a girlfriend.
I guess I just walk up with it, wave it around, and say, "I am the guy you're looking for." or something.
Or maybe I have to touch them with it.
Exact instructions unclear.
Reader comments
Robert: “Seems legit... LoL”
Julie: “Uh. I'm a little confused me thinks. What kind of a girl are you looking for exactly? The packaging says ‘....retrieves objects up to 16 lbs.’ 16 lbs?? O_o”
Zero: “Oh crap. I need the 100+ lb version!”
Adrian: “lol I'll come bail you and Bill Dollar out after...whatever you do with that thing.”
Prakash: “Assuming sheer ‘animal magnetism’ is what you are hoping for?”
Zero: “Oooh! You mean I could use this to capture bunnies!?”