Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Try to take over the world, of course.

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Whenever I hit the home button twice on my phone, my phone asks me what I would like to do.

And I think that's really nice to think about my feelings first.

That still doesn't stop me from replying with, "I dunno. What do you wanna do?"

But eventually we do decide on *something.

*Try to take over the world , of course.

For reference: Pinky and the Brain, the cartoon about two lab mice, one a genius, one not, who plan to take over the world every night. My phone and I are working on the same plan.

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