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"Hey ladies! Who wants a date!? No, not you. You either. Put your hands down."

Another failed pick up line at the gym today.

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Melinda: “You want a date? June 6, 1944 .”

Zero: “I prefer July 21, 1969 .”

Melinda: “Zero, we're the most entertaining people I know.”

Zero: “Aw yeah. High-five!”

The joke explained: the dates in the links are D-Day and the first moonwalk. Two of history's best dates. I was offering a different kind, and it went about as well as the first one.


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