Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Valued guest

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When the General Manager of the cafe you frequent gives you an employee discount because:

"You're here so much you're practically an employee anyway."

:)

If that's the case, I wouldn't mind a raise, but I don't want to push my luck. ;)


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