Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

What I really need to do

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What I really need to do is find myself a brand new lover.

... But I'll settle for a slightly used one.

As long as she still runs well, gets good mileage, and isn't going to raise my insurance premiums.

RE: Dead Or Alive - Brand New Lover (video )

For reference: Dead or Alive's 1986 hit "Brand New Lover." I'm shopping the used lot.


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