Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

When I run my own cosmetics company...

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When I run my own cosmetics company, we're going to make products that take care of unsophisticated lines & wrinkles.

Reader comments

Vik: “Zerometics presents the Faceiron. Cheaper than Botox and more effective than surgery. Steams away fine lines and leaves your face as smooth as a baby's butt.

“Available at Target for 19.99”

Zero: “No, not the fine lines, all the other unsophisticated ones! Otherwise, perfect! :)”


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