Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.
When it's finally my turn to run the English language, I'm going to make sure that the words "indicted " and "segue " go back to being pronounced "in-dik-ted" and "seeg-uh"...
Which is how I pronounced them (in my head) as a kid.
[ Maybe only people who read a lot as a kid will understand? ]
For reference: the links go to howjsay, a pronunciation dictionary, which gives the standard pronunciations "in-DYT-ed" and "SEG-way." I'm filing a motion to overturn.
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