Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

When obstacles arise, you change your direction...

Zig Ziglar said, "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal, you do not change your decision to get there."

And my rental car dashboard says, "Tank full. Eco mode on. Infinite improbability drive engaged. And, 'Hi, I'm Eddie , your shipboard computer!'"

This can only mean...

Well, an infinite number of things...

But to narrow it down, I believe I'll take a nice little drive north today. Maybe catch a nice sunset over the ocean. Maybe dine with a fine and intellectually stimulating young lady who finds me fascinating. Maybe...

Ok, let's not get ahead of ourselves...

But right now I gotta get my sweat ON at the gym and this new car smell OFF my body.

For context: in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Infinite Improbability Drive is the spaceship engine that makes impossible things happen, and Eddie is the ship's relentlessly cheerful computer. My rental car dashboard has been compared to both.


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