So on the eve of the Apocalypse, a girl just expressed interest in me on Match, so I wrote her this letter...
Either I am a comedic genius or an offensive ignoramus — and sometimes you just don't know where the line is until you cross it.
But hey — when you get me, you get ME. Social blunders and all.
But seriously — I DO love women with a sense of humor...
Missing imageIf memory serves, it showed: the letter I wrote. Picture something between comedic genius and offensive ignoramus.