Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

You may say I'm a dreamer

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Weird thought of the morning:

I wonder how many times Bach, Beethoven, or Mozart wrote brilliant songs in their sleep and then woke up and couldn't remember them.

*This is why I need a time machine and a dream recorder. To go back in time and steal brilliant musician's dream music.

They won't ever miss it, and I'll be hailed as the spiritual successor to some of the greatest artists who ever lived! Muahahaha!

RE: You may say I'm a dreamer (John Lennon - Imagine (video ))

For reference: John Lennon's "Imagine," the song the title is borrowing. Lennon dreamed of a world without borders. I dream of a dream recorder and a time machine.


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