Humor & awkward moments by Zero Dean, based on weird thoughts & real-life experiences.

Elision

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Zero: Accentuate the positive.
David Locke: Punctuate the negative!
Zero: Negat've

We crack me up, David Locke.

*Elision (Miriam-Webster )

For clarity: elision is dropping a sound or syllable in speech, like swallowing the "i" in "negative." That's the entire joke. David Locke gets credit for the second half.


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