Weird thoughts and genius ideas
306 posts.
- Humpty
- Got flair?
- Leaf blowers
- Date movies
- None
- Honking
- Important question!
- The zombie walk
- Mute
- Party crasher
- Monkey LLC
- I need a real universal remote
- And I quote
- Bravery and stupidity
- Be selective
- Water bottle talky
- Flip-flop ninja
- Waiting for my superpowers to kick in.
- My novel idea for a novel
- Failing to win
- I'm in a lot of bands
- The Golden Gate/Bridge
- Next
- Baseball
- Life in the tropics
- A disturbance in the Force
- Rat parts
- BAM!
- Being bold
- If dreams came true...
- I finished the Internet (contains spoilers)
- If I could rearrange the alphabet...
- Adverse possession
- When the bank opens...
- Undergoing scheduled maintenance
- Wanted: A good man
- The correlation between writing and driving...
- When it's finally my turn to be ruler of the universe...
- What to expect...
- Schrodinger's joke
- A pool of historical greatness
- Trust me, it's for my own good...
- My exciting new hobby...
- Arachnid afterlife
- Troglodytic words
- Multitasking
- Other people's problems
- Zero
- Knock knock jokes
- Brilliant idea of the day...
- Superhero challenges
- Literally
- The game of life
- Sun down
- A week system
- Senses 2.0
- Sry grmr enthusiasts
- I think
- Dress for success
- Trigonometry
- Mad beats
- What Zero wonders. Part 2
- The abyss
- Eighty eight percent
- Funky Town
- Gender exploits and control groups
- My brilliant suggestion for an already brilliant product...
- I need a new catchphrase
- Day replacement
- Plenty of fish
- Birdsongs
- My newest hobby
- Two bathrooms
- Safety first
- Blue Powerade
- Optimism vs. pessimism
- Dear genetic engineers
- The courage of a lion
- Are you serious?
- I think I just tore the space time continuum
- Getting a grip
- There's something about New Zealand
- Volume control
- BFF
- Increasing Facebook's profit margin
- Opinions, man.
- Space available
- An argument for everything
- Universal toilet seat covers
- Time travelers
- Sunblock
- Tear here
- My next genius idea!
- Zero's Cupcakes on a Katana™
- The ambiguity of hey
- Laughception
- Horn settings
- Auto audio enhancements
- El Mariachi band
- Lifehack of the day
- Full contact sleeping
- Because hovering!
- Superhero hair
- Verbose mode
- Audience challenge #1
- Fairy tale ending
- Drive it like you stole it
- SQRLS?
- Mini pillow rings that I didn't invent (but almost could have)
- Anticipatory problem solving
- Then and now
- The biodegradability of chewing gum
- Instinctive impulses
- Sweaty shirts
- The camera adds 10 pounds
- Proceed directly to the penitentiary, do not pass start.
- A love for laughter
- Edgy
- Dear LinkedIn
- When I operate my own auto manufacturing business...
- Dear Facebook
- I have my reasons
- It's a splicy future
- Inertial forces
- Motion sickness
- Nouveau Cricetinae
- Why the Internet is like a sushi buffet
- Lag
- A dream of mine
- Conservation & consequences
- How progress bars work
- That wheel
- Why I need an open-minded mate
- Where the sun don't shine
- Musical Cars
- Wheep whoop! Aww! Aww! Aww!
- Tree litter
- Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!
- Sunchronicity
- Desynchronization
- Pre-Web
- Lost or stolen items
- Ain't going nowhere
- Fashion rebirth
- Noisy wind makers
- The note keeper
- Duct tape
- To do
- Garlic
- Fronts
- Do you believe in magic?
- Seriously, everyone
- Blending desires
- Perilwear
- Trees
- Discount gas
- Immunity
- Rock n Roll
- Big money! Big money! No whammies!
- Albert Einstein was a time traveler
- Dear Google (again)
- Smart Stay
- Routine interruption
- It's sedimentary, my dear Watson
- Serving says...
- Weird Kickstarter project idea...
- Wi-Fi network available
- Dear Supercuts
- Band name of the day
- Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
- Manhole covers
- Going to the dogs
- UFC GUM
- When I run my own cosmetics company...
- Drone Tech
- Wants to connect...
- PB&JF
- Closed toes
- Yet another reason why I need a time machine
- Four in the morning
- Paradox prescription
- A million uses!
- Desk gum
- Honzilla?
- Prognostication infatuation
- Tiger Sauce?
- I can't get no...
- A really good idea
- Wanted: 7 billion people
- BMR
- TLDR
- Control, Alt, Delete
- Fake it til you make it
- Dark humor
- Shear madness
- Scary
- The usual
- Undecided
- Ex-change
- Inconspicuous
- The Top 10 hottest people
- Some fish
- "Feels like"
- Down to earth
- Mars on my mind
- Time Tide
- Imagination Monday
- Open during construction
- You may say I'm a dreamer
- The escalation of awesome
- Now with more!
- Earl...
- Custom car alarms
- Mind games
- Earlier...
- History 1
- Dear scientists
- Funny thoughts
- All we are...
- Don't knock it 'til you try it
- Honored
- Smart club
- Ok, breathe
- Zero propaganda
- Worry some
- It's not you
- The next big mind blower
- Blunderlist
- The future, delivered
- Snapple
- Zen saying
- Quick thinking
- Unbelievable
- Texting and driving solutions
- Slackers
- The starry day
- Shhh.
- The know-it-all
- Some people
- I am chicken! Hear me cluck!
- Halloween suggestion
- Circus monkeys
- Blah!
- Feel the vibration
- Might as well jump
- The naked truth
- Unrenowned
- Self-improvement
- Hypomnesia
- Terrible fun
- Do you have the ring?
- Day recycling
- Artists will understand
- Verbal thoughtwaves
- The little things
- One of those days
- My cookie policy
- That's so alpha
- Likers Incorporated
- Mind reading
- The sweat shop
- An unexpected guest
- Everbody's a critic
- Ain't nobody like me
- Someone to talk to
- VST2K™
- Ketchup
- Living on the moon
- 42 minutes until charged
- You can't tell half a joke
- Zerosetta Stone
- It's an old lock
- Yacht
- The gas pump
- True
- Dem words
- Spy vs Spy
- Ebooks
- Personal records
- Ah, forget it
- In a mobile world...
- Buff cats
- It takes two to entangle
- MMMCo
- Red light achievement unlocked
- I had to be sure
- Vertical driving ascension
- Out of body, out of mind?
- He must have an interesting perspective
- Rings True
- New shampoo
- Let me repeat that...
- Google this!
- I've been thinking about having kids...
- Nose Trespassing
- Cookie biz
- Something out of a dream
- Passive aggressive notes
- My new band
- I have no recollection of that
- First!
- Exception
- Hot web comic action
- Grrr.
- Relatively speaking
- Probably a lot